So it all started when I was young, I grew up in a small town, called cumminsville. I met the love life Debra, honkers like you wouldn't believe. She was perfect for me, at the ripe fertile age of 15, she got pregge by her cousin, but as I far was concerned it was mine. But the judge later doesn't know that, so that's between you and me. Long story short, I gave all my money to Trump for his court cases, never I been honored to do such an act of patriotism. However Debra called me crazy, so I beat the shit out her, and my wife and kids left, but with my remaining money in liquidity in the form of guns and NFTs. I got a lawyer and won my kids back, unfortunately, that was null in void cause I found out they were homosexuals. I then bought this hat, and I now live inside a trailer, this wouldn't have happened if Biden didn't open the border to homosexuality and poisoned my wife to disobedience and my children to be gay. This hat saved me, it reminds me about what I keep fighting for... God, guns, freedom. Buy this hat, it saves people.
